May 18

SAVE NASCAR: The Shady Bunch (NASCAR MANAGEMENT AND THEIR THEME SONG)

“The Shady Bunch” (aka The NASCAR Management Theme Song)

(Sung to the tune of “The Brady Bunch Theme”)

This is the story/ of racing series/ who was on the verge of beating the N-F-L/

Till Along Came A Wanna Be Marketing Genius/ Who screwed it all up making “The Chase”/ that makes the fans all want to hurl…

It’s a story/ of a man name Helton/ Who claimed to be a friend to  the legend know as Dale Earnhardt/ But As soon as Earnhardt had passed away/ he joined in  all the bullsh*t / …..the same garbage that’s tore our series all apart…. 

Till the one day when this team put there heads together/ and found a way to sellout even more/ They let Toyota help design the COT/ and turned every race into a advertising whore…

Yes I know this… and it’s much more than a hunch/ now our races are filled with manipulations/ and that’s the way they’ve all became THE SHADY BUNCH

THE SHADY BUNCH! THE SHADY BUNCH! 

That’s The WAYYYY THEY ALL BECAME THE SHADY BUNCH!!!!!

Editors NOTE: Please Feel free to add verses in the comments section! :-)

May 15

SAVE NASCAR: Sponsorship Woes Mean Our Sport May Soon Need Life-Support

SAVE NASCAR: Sponsorship Woes Mean Our Sport May Soon Need Life-Support

Don’t look now, but there is a dark grim reaper hanging over NASCAR’s bed. The sickness has come so slowly  that the average fan probably still doesn’t see the plague overtaking the sport. It’s the elephant in the room when it comes to corporate NASCAR and NASCAR’s teams. But the sports health is showing signs of declining .  The issue? Major NASCAR teams are starting to have sponsorship issues. 

This week on both TheFrontstretch.com, and in the SceneDaily emails, were articles making mention of Matt Kenseth acquiring 5th/3rd Bank as a new primary sponsor for several races. While this looks good on the surface, the truth of the matter is it’s actually a very telling sign of how dire things are when you look at the overall health of the sport.  When a former Cup Champion driver who is currently sitting 2nd in the Cup standings is having to hodge podge together sponsorship (in Kenseth’s case using 4 different primary sponsors thus far this season) , something is not right in the world of NASCAR.

Sure, the economy’s bad. Blah, Blah,Blah…. I already hear the sheep bleating! But let’s get real here for a second:  If the sport was still the marquee form of auto racing in America, as it was in the 90’s…. Do you really think we’d be seeing this issue occurring?

For all the things NASCAR is trying to do to distract from the poor state of the sports health, including the “not so green….green initiative” with the “Ethanol” in its fuel, to the much ballyhooed EFI chips that are 20 years outdated,  it seems that NASCAR media and majority of its fans seem oblivious to the fact the Brian France’s poor decisions are finally catching up with the entire sport. I would suggest that you all stop watching out for your paychecks and start speaking up about the problems you see… before it’s too late to save the sport. Otherwise, the disgruntled among us are going to start reaching for that plug…. 

 

Thanks For Reading,

PrimeTimeChuck

 

Read   Psalm 48:14

May 04

SAVE NASCAR: Fans and Media Starting To Revolt?

Along with the increase in media criticism of NASCAR’s “mystery cautions” following Richmond, I discovered a fan taking it to NASCAR via a banner he is going to display at races to protest NASCAR’s insistance on trying to keep Red Vogt from getting his rightful recognition as the true founder of “NASCAR”…. (It was NOT Bill France who incorperated or came up with the name)…. It was Red Vogt… and yet, Vogt’s name has yet to be found on a NASCAR HOF ballot… Why?

 

 

This banner was made by fan Don Betke, in protest of NASCAR's insistance on shunning Red Vogts rightful place in history as the TRUE founder of NASCAR....

Apr 15

SAVE NASCAR: “ The Rock” Still Has Rockin & Rollin’ Left In It!

SAVE NASCAR: “ The Rock” Still Has Rockin & Rollin’ Left In It!

Brian France... THIS IS YOUR LIFE STORY... and NASCAR is the ship!

Twitter and fanpages have been ablaze with buzz about a NASCAR track. It’s not located in a “target demographic area” …. It’s not a track that will broaden NASCAR’s “reach”…. It’s not even in a big city or major metropolitan area…..  Nope. It’s a place true CORE NASCAR fans know well. A “throwback” track in the heart of the place where STOCK car racing was born…. Rockingham,NC…..  The place that is affectionately known to longtime fans simply as “THE ROCK”.

If interest in the NASCAR Truck Series going back to Rockingham this season was any indication, NASCAR’s Sprint Cup Series should consider dropping Fontana and going back to Rockingham as soon as possible. (NEXT SEASON, ANYONE?) The gigantic amount of support for the track, and the fact that leaving “The Rock” for a ill advised bit of “California dreaming”  (that has never showed any growth or promise thus far) was a mistake from the word go,  should be enough to make NASCAR and ISC be willing to act quickly. True, ISC would lose a race. They would lose a small amount of ticket revenue. But will someone tell me why that’s a big deal when the health of the sport itself is in such dire straits?

Fontana has not sold out or even come close in several seasons…. The racing there is boring. That is not going change unless the track is reconfigured. General fan consensus seems to be that all Fontana is good for is bleach blonde bimbo’s and a three hour nap!

As much as it makes NASCAR cringe, the fact of the matter is, the Southern demographic is still the heart and soul of the sport. Our sport moving to Cali (for anything other than the road course race once a season) was never going to work. It has done more to alienate fans than it has to bring new ones to the sport.

NASCAR needs to accept that they made a mistake. The track and the tradition that “No Brain” Brian and his cronies ran from like it was a bad pimple on the face of the sport, now makes Fontana look like a pockmark. They need to admit their mistake and come back home to the South where the sport was born.

 

Thanks For Reading….

 

PrimeTimeChuck

Read Luke 18:8

Apr 09

SAVE NASCAR: We Are Making The Paper (Newspaper That Is!!!!!)

 

Thanks For Watching….

 

Sincerely,

 

PrimeTimeChuck

Read Matthew 24:14

Mar 26

SAVE NASCAR: Have NASCAR 2012 Rulebook… Taking Questions Now!

 

 

Thanks For Watching,

PrimeTimeChuck

Read Isaiah 29:15

Mar 18

SAVE NASCAR: Another Boring Bristol & Jr. Makes A Bonehead Move

SAVE NASCAR: Another Boring Bristol & Jr. Makes A Bonehead Move

Yeah... I know it's JUST WRONG and off topic... But something had to be awesome about "Bristol" again!!!!

Well there’s not a lot to say about the race today but I do have a few observations that I want to make, so without further ado…. Here is my quick hits on today’s race:

1. Brad Keselowski continues to show why he is the best up and comer in the sport today. The former Nationwide Champ has a ton of talent and is quickly proving my statement that he will be a threat for the title to be spot on. It also proves that Dale Jr. can recognize talent…. But…. This also brings me to point #2

2. When will it be DALE JR’s fault? Dale Jr. screws up another good shot at a Top 5 by speeding on pit road and I’ve seen Jr. Nation ranting, blaming it on everything from NASCAR’s scoring and changing of the timing lines to the lady who was sitting in Row 3 of the Yarborough Terrace! When will the rest of Jr. Nation realize what I came to realize last season: Jr.’s lack of focus is his biggest enemy on the racetrack, and until he finds that focus and grit NOTHING will save his career (not even if NASCAR does decide to mess with his EFI chips)…..

3. The Lies About Bristol’s Fall From Grace Continue….

I don’t know if I’m the only fan who sees the blatant covering up of Bristol’s attendance woes… but the attendance problems DEFINITELY exist! My report last season of Bristol’s stands only being a little less than 7/10ths full seemed to ring true from what I saw on TV today, when you could actually see the crowd shown on TV at all! I know many like the repave and the “multi-groove” racing, but it’s obvious that many fans don’t. When you can’t even get most of the “season ticket holders” to show up (who pay whether they go or not) , that says a lot about the general consensus of the public opinion of how the repave has ruined the racing action….

4. Addressing my lack of posting on Twitter, Facebook and SaveStockCarRacing.com itself, I just want to let everyone know that I have not given up fighting for the fans, or for the justice to prevail in the sport. My personal life is in a rebuilding phase. I have a new job and lots of family obligations at the current time. So while my post may be waning, I am still available for discussions and passionate about my cause. I can be reached via email at: chuck@savestockcarracing.com or via the SaveStockCarRacing.com Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pages/SaveStockCarRacingcom/218038298243641

Thanks for reading and I hope to catch ya’ll again after the next race! God bless!

Sincerely,

PrimeTimeChuck
Read Psalm 43:3

Feb 28

SAVE NASCAR: PTC’s Vlog Reviewing The Daytona 500…..

Feb 21

SAVE NASCAR: PTC’s Journal (2/21/2012)

SAVE NASCAR: PTC’s Journal (2/21/2012)

If you can't beat em.... (My tongue is FIRMLY in cheek HERE!!!! )

This weekend marks the official beginning of the 2012 season, and honestly it may be my last season running this site. I am writing this to kind of bare my soul to my fellow fans and to my readership. I want everyone to understand a few things about myself, my site, and what my mission in doing this has been. I’m gonna cover that right off the bat, before moving to some more notes about the upcoming season:

 

  1. Explaining myself and my site- First and foremost, I want everyone to know this site is a labor of love, and an expensive one at that…. I have tied up over $3000 dollars in building, promoting, and marketing this site. I didn’t do this for profit. I did it because the SPORT of stock car racing meant something to me. It has been a huge part of my youth. It was a bonding point for my family throughout my childhood…. And to see it sell out and become so “fake” has hurt me on a personal level. A few years ago NASCAR was using the slogan: “Mine. Yours. Ours. NASCAR” …. That is a falsehood. NASCAR doesn’t cater to its fans. It’s a corporate shill and sellout  even when it is at best. It is the biggest mockery of all professional sports” sanctioning bodies” when you really take your blinders off….  It ticks me off to no unholy end that NOT ONE “big name” in the entire sport has the guts to stop the endless cheapening/corruption of once was a true sport in the name of “marketing”. I honestly don’t know how you all sleep at night… but I’m sure the big money paychecks help….

 

         2. It’s gonna be Danica, Danica Danica, Until  We See That Danicant – Barring a miraculous turn of events where Darrell Waltrip suddenly remembers he is supposed to be a unbiased announcer instead of a NASCAR marketing tool…. We are going to hear about Danica Patrick ad nauseam until we all want to throw our remotes through the TV…. (This will start by lap 3 or 4 of the Daytona  500 and will repeat itself in EVERY race Danica enters.) Gentleman, start your mute buttons!!!  We got a good preview/ indicator of this during the Shootout. We had to put up with Danica in the booth, on commercials, and being interviewed about 3 or 4 times during the broadcast. Talk about OVERKILL…..

 3. I want to reiterate: NASCAR issued EFI chips will be the magic pill for NASCAR.  Dale Jr will win some races. Conspiracy theory? Maybe. But what would YOU do if you were NASCAR and could make it happen?  Enough said….

 4.Several people have asked for my email address…. I am working on re-adding a contact form to the site. If this does not work, I will be re-posting the “Contact Us” page so that you all can manually take down my email address….

 

I look forward to another season of sharing my NASCAR perspectives and opinions with the world. Hope ya’ll have a great 2012!

 

 

Sincerely,

 

PrimeTimeChuck

 

Read

2 Peter 2:19

Feb 08

SAVE NASCAR: Is This Supposed To Be Called The Daytona Funny-Hundred?

SAVE NASCAR: Is This Supposed To Be Called The Daytona Funny-Hundred?

It's a damn shame some fans will never see the irony in NASCAR's choices...

2012 Grand Marshall’s for the Daytona 500: Co Stars of “The Three Stooges”

Honorary Starter: WWE wrestler John Cena

 

This is exactly the kind of thing that boils my blood about the self proclaimed genius marketing people running our sport… What kind of joke is this? We end up with a perfect stand in for NASCAR management as the Grand Marshall’s, and a pro- wrestler waving the green flag. The jokes would almost write themselves if I wanted to make this article go that route….

But…. Honestly folks! I would like to know, who came up with this brilliant plan? This makes our “Super Bowl of Auto Racing” look like a joke. Well, come to think of it…. Maybe the joke is on the fans?          With NASCAR’s EFI chips (that could be used to fix races by allowing NASCAR to dictate which drivers have the most horsepower) and all the other race-tainment manipulations, perhaps the men who run our sport are showing their hand with these picks? Do they think fans are the literal embodiment of  “3 Stooges”? Do they think we are suckers…. the proverbial Larry, Moe, and Curly?

As far as picking Cena as the starter…. This seems to be just thumbing nose at the growing feeling amongst fans that NASCAR is becoming more SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT (like the WWE) than true sport. Contrived championship playoff formats that turn mediocre seasons into championship runs, lucky dog rules , and phantom cautions that always seem to benefit drivers who are  the NASCAR superstars…. I think official “mystery caution” conversations probably go something like this….. “Junior is about to get lapped…. Go look for something to throw a flag for…. What’s that? You found a Styrofoam cup with Scotch in it the bosses suite? Throw it on the track!….yee haw… we just saved the TV ratings for the next 40 laps….. ”  ….  What the fans see: Instant caution!  What we see/hear on TV: DW making excuses or the announcers completely ignoring the fact that the “debris” was not shown on camera….

What makes me even more concerned is the fact that this apparent prevalence of NASCAR using the rulebook/pit road penalties/ cautions to manipulate outcomes happens more and more with each passing season….  And no one in the racing community has the guts to be honest about it???? Not one person in the entire racing community has the intestinal fortitude to stand up and put a stop to NASCAR killing the true spirit of competition?

I am not the one NASCAR is laughing at with their sarcastic picks for the 500 honorary “dignitaries”…. The people who continue to ignore the obvious, the people who mock my writing…. NASCAR is laughing at you. The joke’s on you. All the way to Brian France’s bank account…..

 

Thanks For Reading…. (I’m going to go start training for my cage match with Brian France),

 

PrimeTimeChuck

READ 2 Peter 3:3-7

 

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