SAVE NASCAR: Is This Supposed To Be Called The Daytona Funny-Hundred?

It's a damn shame some fans will never see the irony in NASCAR's choices...
2012 Grand Marshall’s for the Daytona 500: Co Stars of “The Three Stooges”
Honorary Starter: WWE wrestler John Cena
This is exactly the kind of thing that boils my blood about the self proclaimed genius marketing people running our sport… What kind of joke is this? We end up with a perfect stand in for NASCAR management as the Grand Marshall’s, and a pro- wrestler waving the green flag. The jokes would almost write themselves if I wanted to make this article go that route….
But…. Honestly folks! I would like to know, who came up with this brilliant plan? This makes our “Super Bowl of Auto Racing” look like a joke. Well, come to think of it…. Maybe the joke is on the fans? With NASCAR’s EFI chips (that could be used to fix races by allowing NASCAR to dictate which drivers have the most horsepower) and all the other race-tainment manipulations, perhaps the men who run our sport are showing their hand with these picks? Do they think fans are the literal embodiment of “3 Stooges”? Do they think we are suckers…. the proverbial Larry, Moe, and Curly?
As far as picking Cena as the starter…. This seems to be just thumbing nose at the growing feeling amongst fans that NASCAR is becoming more SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT (like the WWE) than true sport. Contrived championship playoff formats that turn mediocre seasons into championship runs, lucky dog rules , and phantom cautions that always seem to benefit drivers who are the NASCAR superstars…. I think official “mystery caution” conversations probably go something like this….. “Junior is about to get lapped…. Go look for something to throw a flag for…. What’s that? You found a Styrofoam cup with Scotch in it the bosses suite? Throw it on the track!….yee haw… we just saved the TV ratings for the next 40 laps….. ” …. What the fans see: Instant caution! What we see/hear on TV: DW making excuses or the announcers completely ignoring the fact that the “debris” was not shown on camera….
What makes me even more concerned is the fact that this apparent prevalence of NASCAR using the rulebook/pit road penalties/ cautions to manipulate outcomes happens more and more with each passing season…. And no one in the racing community has the guts to be honest about it???? Not one person in the entire racing community has the intestinal fortitude to stand up and put a stop to NASCAR killing the true spirit of competition?
I am not the one NASCAR is laughing at with their sarcastic picks for the 500 honorary “dignitaries”…. The people who continue to ignore the obvious, the people who mock my writing…. NASCAR is laughing at you. The joke’s on you. All the way to Brian France’s bank account…..
Thanks For Reading…. (I’m going to go start training for my cage match with Brian France),

PrimeTimeChuck